Wednesday, December 23, 2009

12 Days of Christmas - Golden style

Here's a little jingle I came up with yesterday morning on my drive into work - the Golden version of The Twelve Days of Christmas, inspired by Richie:

On the first day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
A pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the second day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the third day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Seven hours of swimming
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Eight attempted squirrel murders
Seven hours of swimming
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Nine shredded socks
Eight attempted squirrel murders
Seven hours of swimming
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Ten lobotomized teddy bears
Nine shredded socks
Eight attempted squirrel murders
Seven hours of swimming
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Eleven broken ornaments
Ten lobotomized teddy bears
Nine shredded socks
Eight attempted squirrel murders
Seven hours of swimming
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Golden gave to me
Twelve mounds of dog hair
Eleven broken ornaments
Ten lobotomized teddy bears
Nine shredded socks
Eight attempted squirrel murders
Seven hours of swimming
Six hundred dollar vet bill
Five tennis balls.....
Four muddy paws
Three trampled flowerbeds
Two chewed up houseshoes
And a pile of vomit on my brand new rug

1 comment:

  1. Love it! That was super cute:) Now I'll be singing it the rest of the day!

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